What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I love you. SCORE 20
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
New books. SCORE 200
Accurate. SCORE 257
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
How people see me. SCORE 233
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Friends. SCORE 213
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Ladies… SCORE 173
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1