If Obama was white. SCORE 140
Chill out, I got this. SCORE 263
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
The brain is amazing… SCORE 284
Secure your files. SCORE 105
Meth. Not even once. SCORE 218
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Microwave: SCORE 183
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar… SCORE 252
I choose you! SCORE 274
I’m Batman! SCORE 280
Ummm… SCORE 214
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
I get it now. SCORE 233
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
Freeze. SCORE 207
I’m a towel. SCORE 344
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 233
Do these pants make me look fat? SCORE 149
Times have changed. SCORE 300
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Corduroy skirts are a sin. SCORE 331
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
How many girls will not make a cheerleading squad. SCORE 273
