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You+can+always+bank+on+Santa.
Well+at+least+you+can+say+you+tried.
Well at least you can say you tried. SCORE 35
A+foolproof+plan
A foolproof plan SCORE 27
Monolith+mystery+revealed
Monolith mystery revealed SCORE 22
Dynamic+Passwords+are+a+problem.
Dynamic Passwords are a problem. SCORE 27
Dream+big.
Dream big. SCORE 14
Elementary%2C+really.
Elementary, really. SCORE 35
Iceland+does+not+want+to+deal+with+your+financial+decisions.
Iceland does not want to deal with your financial decisions. SCORE 32
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+even+real.
Birds aren’t even real. SCORE 29
%2Afeels+annoyed%2A
*feels annoyed* SCORE 28
Temuera+Morrison%2C+obviously.
Temuera Morrison, obviously. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 31
The+lorde+hath%26%238217%3B+spoken.
The lorde hath’ spoken. SCORE 39
It%26%238217%3Bs+string+theory.
It’s string theory. SCORE 24
Shop+small+when+you+are+able.
Shop small when you are able. SCORE 29
Aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+a+special+boy%26%238230%3B
Aren’t you a special boy… SCORE 31
D%29+All+of+the+above
D) All of the above SCORE 25
Seeking+the+calm+in+the+storm.
Seeking the calm in the storm. SCORE 32
2020+Family+trips+on+a+budget%21
2020 Family trips on a budget! SCORE 13
You+sit+on+a+throne+of+lies.
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 30
Nine+year+olds+whom+get+it.
Nine year olds whom get it. SCORE 16
Have+you+not+had+the+pleasure+of+hearing+the+horsie+twang
Have you not had the pleasure of hearing the horsie twang SCORE 24
My+eyes+are+tingling%26%238230%3B
My eyes are tingling… SCORE 38
Genetically+encoded+sentences%26%238230%3B
Genetically encoded sentences… SCORE 25
The+forbidden+color+group.
The forbidden color group. SCORE 34
Scott+you+ignorant+slut%26%238230%3B
Scott you ignorant slut… SCORE 30
Get+it%2C
Get it, SCORE 29
Canines%2C+everywhere.
Canines, everywhere. SCORE 28
Clearly+the+people+can%26%238217%3Bt+like+you+that+much%2C+Joey.
Clearly the people can’t like you that much, Joey. SCORE 25
More+of+an+elbow+guy%2C+personally.
More of an elbow guy, personally. SCORE 27
False+alarm%26%238230%3B
False alarm… SCORE 26
mother+nature+is+about+weird.
mother nature is about weird. SCORE 36
Explain+that+to+your+future+children%26%238217%3Bs+children%26%238217%3Bs+children.
Explain that to your future children’s children’s children. SCORE 20
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The+spoon+gets+it.
The spoon gets it. SCORE 33
Who%26%238217%3Bs+in+for+kayaking%3F
Who’s in for kayaking? SCORE 64
Every+time
Every time SCORE 53
Two+officers+stopped+to+help+a+young+boy+change+a+bike+tire+after+they+noticed+he+was+struggling+on+his+own
Two officers stopped to help a young boy change a bike tire after they noticed he was struggling on his own SCORE 94
Name+checks+out
Name checks out SCORE 71
Overly+attached+much%3F
Overly attached much? SCORE 49
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