Using a time machine after eating bad Mexican. SCORE -76
Don’t text and drive. SCORE 169
smile SCORE -2
Fueled by recycled dinosaurs. SCORE 198
Raccoons always look like they were just about to steal something. SCORE 164
Accurate. SCORE 131
Right? SCORE 150
How do you know when it’s over? SCORE 258
How to get comments of facebook SCORE 9
Disney, I Do Not Think That Means What You Think it Means SCORE 180
Alligators made from tires. SCORE 215
Hearts in nature. SCORE 236
At the doctor’s office… SCORE 36
My favorite character was the iceberg. SCORE 102
The Dark Lord has spoken. SCORE 303
Kristen Stewart=Cat SCORE 10
My car stereo is getting pushy. SCORE 159
You’ve changed, Disney. SCORE 196
I could use one of these. SCORE 170
If The Breakfast Club was made today. SCORE 340
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 184
We’re expecting. SCORE 259
The minute hand fell off. SCORE 261
Swimsuit season is coming. SCORE 232
What are you a geek about? SCORE 13
Our secret man parties. SCORE 245
Accurate. SCORE 267
Unforgivable. SCORE 232
great leader hungry SCORE -1
The Many Ways To Die In A Tarantino Film SCORE 2
Took me a second to figure out this one. SCORE 253
My cat is getting pushy. SCORE 111