How to escape the friendzone. SCORE -5
Wait, what were we fighting about? SCORE 173
The best way to die. SCORE 138
The truth about Halloween. SCORE 228
How to troll Batman. SCORE 144
You too! SCORE 115
Ugly people problems. SCORE 171
You should ask webmd.com. SCORE 192
If men could get pregnant. SCORE 263
Temporary kitty tattoos! SCORE 53
Ugly people problems. SCORE 76
I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 136
When I grow up I want to be an adstronaut. SCORE 73
Patriotism defined. SCORE 219
Drawing vs. Drawing when someone’s watching. SCORE 130
The pug life. SCORE 85
The rules of bacon. SCORE 57
The “Learning” Channel. SCORE 119
The Halloween formula. SCORE 183
Where spiders hang out. SCORE 113
I’m a genius. SCORE 198
What street signs really mean. SCORE 168
Looks aren’t important. SCORE 174
They said I could be Anything SCORE 162
Some math. SCORE 161
The terrible truth behind Adventure Time. SCORE 130
Canadian Monopoly. SCORE 155
English is stupid. SCORE 96
Beautiful. SCORE 5
Just lower your expectations. SCORE 93
Priorities. SCORE 224
Just some facts. SCORE 344
