tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
memes cure everything SCORE 10
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
very subtle SCORE 17
happens all the time SCORE 26
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
i just love food too much SCORE 21
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
smells like sadness SCORE 16
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
my next hobby SCORE 13
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
medical mystery SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22