Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Sadly accurate. SCORE 77
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Probably… SCORE 185
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Seal SCORE 28
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
What’s sleep? SCORE 93
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Burn! SCORE 216
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Being sick. SCORE 140
Prophetic 1995 Student Internet PSA. SCORE 49
Road signs for seniors vs. road signs for teens. SCORE 41
Unsolved mystery. SCORE 106
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
How politics work. SCORE 123
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Wishes. SCORE 112
I’ll just put this here. SCORE 11
Burn! SCORE 249
