What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Probably… SCORE 185
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Never forget. SCORE 159
Seal SCORE 28
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
How internet arguments work. SCORE 159
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Accurate. SCORE 112
If you think you’re having a bad day… SCORE 152
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Burn! SCORE 249
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Burn! SCORE 216
Piano for rap. SCORE 180
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
Being sick. SCORE 140
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
