China vs Germany SCORE 294
Finally. SCORE 345
Grass Fence SCORE 215
40 years later. SCORE 121
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
How the internet works. SCORE 181
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Every time. SCORE 123
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
No. SCORE 88
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
