When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Lottery SCORE 4
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
Forever and always SCORE 0
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Every time. SCORE 180
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Good idea. SCORE 4
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Karma. SCORE 236
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
