Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
When you see it. SCORE 5
Colorblind. SCORE 136
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Good advice. SCORE 13
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Time. SCORE 133
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
The shinbone. SCORE 94
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Germans. SCORE 3
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
This and that SCORE 11
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Anyone else? SCORE 144
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Loud music. SCORE 14
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
