
Drink up. SCORE 461

Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710

Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467

He touched the butt! SCORE 549

Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1124

Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1016

Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 781

Working beard door. SCORE 411

For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304

Quit smoking. SCORE 330

It’s my birthday! SCORE 506

White people problems. SCORE 238

Wait a minute… SCORE 656

Do it. SCORE 958

People I insult. SCORE 1133

Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422

How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614

My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 457

Yo is dis my… SCORE 400

I’m great in bed… SCORE 624

The truth about optimism. SCORE 539

Favoritism. SCORE 1446

Don’t you dare. SCORE 806

New sitcom. SCORE 910

Yo Snape. SCORE 234

Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087

Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208

Like a… SCORE 601

Spot the difference. SCORE 1384

Hunting elephants. SCORE 1244

That awesome feeling… SCORE 1199

Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309