HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Bats are nocturnal. SCORE 39
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Is the bowl really full, though? Yes. It is. SCORE 34
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
First you must learn to read… SCORE 26
Wait a minute! SCORE -4
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
The many faced god? SCORE 36
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Harbinger of doom SCORE 23
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Burns so good. SCORE 37
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Facts SCORE 69
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
(some) teachers earn every penny. SCORE 38
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41