The closest I’ll ever get to playing a violin. SCORE 110
The worst part about driving in the summertime. SCORE 15
Top Soccer Shootout Ever SCORE 15
Doctors’ notes. SCORE 134
Meet Kristina Chesterman. SCORE 203
Girls be like. SCORE 10
Nutella and I. SCORE 9
Girl problems. SCORE 243
The Sahara Toilet. SCORE 14
When my name’s in a math problem. SCORE 181
Sloth too lazy to eat. SCORE 94
Why T-Rex can’t clap his hands. SCORE 113
Anything can be a sexy Halloween costume. SCORE 5
Master of trolls. SCORE 20
Well, I feel insignificant now. SCORE 116
Rap Has Changed SCORE 130
In the Beginning… SCORE 169
Damn you, Ikea… SCORE 13
Multi-purpose racket. SCORE 105
That’s what your mom said. SCORE 231
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie. SCORE 128
Dog zen. SCORE 11
Luke, I am… SCORE 123
Witherspoon? SCORE 188
One donut to rule them all SCORE 132
What I hated about Highschool SCORE 176
Complex carbohydrates. SCORE 115
Way below average… SCORE 220
This happens way too often… SCORE 200
Who’s the scaredy cat now? SCORE 125
The future. SCORE 172
If Disney princesses were sloths SCORE 97
