the ultimate defense SCORE 44
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i always spill SCORE 17
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
hi friend! SCORE 31
i was born this way SCORE 18
especially during spooky season SCORE 28
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
give it some hot chocolate SCORE 27
i have layers SCORE 33
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
an impossible task SCORE 20
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
’90s cartoons were just built different SCORE 32
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
the good ‘ole days SCORE 33
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37
fooled again! SCORE 18
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
definitely a dog SCORE 46
who’s in? SCORE 34
classic brother move SCORE 31
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
excuse me SCORE 19
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
back to bed! SCORE 19