can it be next, next week already? SCORE 28
for the friends fanatic in your life SCORE -2
never miss an opportunity for free food SCORE 14
cats can be so cruel sometimes SCORE 16
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
she hasn’t even figured out her hair SCORE 43
the things we do for our kids SCORE 10
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
the night awaits SCORE 7
boops boops SCORE 17
i hope you have a wonderful day SCORE 18
next question SCORE 25
hardly working SCORE 38
i’m busy SCORE 26
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
change my mind SCORE 21
the best politician SCORE 17
bouillonaire SCORE 25
thankful for my friends SCORE 14
the perfect fit SCORE 30
you are perfect SCORE 17
the choice is obvious SCORE 23
fetch SCORE 22
this is about you SCORE 30
parenting 101 SCORE 20
you are charcuterie SCORE 13
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
why? SCORE 27
the interview that never ends SCORE 24
look at me! SCORE 21
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
emo queen SCORE -3
