Do the blink! SCORE 23
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
2022 me has a familiar vibe about it. SCORE 20
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
*have SCORE 16
hello little friend SCORE 20
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Do I even care…? SCORE 26
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
The Office cameos SCORE 11
RIP yahoo answers SCORE 28
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
