I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Flying first class SCORE 24
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
My resume lied SCORE 30
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Problem solved SCORE 42
Stress relief SCORE 45
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
My dream day SCORE 24
request denied SCORE 30
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
