
Send anime spaghetti noods… SCORE 19

Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34

Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43

Karen can get it. SCORE 44

I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31

NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 24

I’m not crying, we’re crying! SCORE 41

They love the slow ramp Morty. SCORE 17

Get wrecked at your local coffee shop now opening in phase II… SCORE 26

Got em SCORE 30

Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22

Be careful out there! SCORE 39

Looney Tunes SCORE 29

Japan has parks made entirely of flowers. SCORE 34

Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28

We can do it! SCORE 30

Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42

Nascar leads the way yet again. SCORE 38

The latest in stealth technology. SCORE 18

I did the school. SCORE 27

Same. SCORE 29

For your safety, and convenience SCORE 26

I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 40

Don’t make eye contact… SCORE 31

Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23

‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36

This is a marlin spike used by sailors to undo knots, BTW. SCORE 29

Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36

The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32

The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26

And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20

Vampire slaying kit from the circa 1890s SCORE 28