a shell of a point SCORE 34
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
memory log found SCORE 16
computer muter SCORE 20
peeking perusal SCORE 11
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
streaming meaning SCORE 21
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
hee hee SCORE 11
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
overboard overloading SCORE 18
boasting brains SCORE 13
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
baby food SCORE 14
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
the godflower SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
taking cover SCORE 13
half-baked SCORE 16
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
working it out now SCORE 29
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17