It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
Candles are a fire Pokémon. SCORE 30
Pubs with pup menus! SCORE 23
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
Hors girl on a budget. SCORE 32
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Vape nation would like to know your location… SCORE 15
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
Playing the cello in a marching band for fun and profit. SCORE 24
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 19
bland Jessica…. SCORE 32
Trust no one. SCORE 15
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 27
Shock is a curious thing. SCORE 35
Shrek is big gulp. SCORE 22
Classify the birb. SCORE 15
When art mimics life. SCORE 26
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
This is what it’s like when students attac. SCORE 21
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
Tattoo first… SCORE 30
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 27
#eatthetaska SCORE 29
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
The future of coziness is now. SCORE 28
I could ignore the lost kitty posters… SCORE 17
