Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 105
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
There are two kinds of people in this world. SCORE 119
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
Getting older. SCORE 140
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
Logic. SCORE 188
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
It’s Thanksgiving. SCORE -202
The Night I lost Control SCORE 6
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
How rainbows start. SCORE 37
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -4
Like a boss. SCORE 222
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Yeah, right. SCORE 147
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Real Life Hunger Games SCORE 116
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
A dogs life. SCORE 170
WHO SAID YOLO? WHO SAID IT?! SCORE -1
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
I used to be a Jedi… SCORE 159
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 459
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Friends are like a trampoline. SCORE 211
You wouldn’t understand SCORE 5
