at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
it’s the pup holder SCORE 30
boom SCORE 11
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 13
til death do us part SCORE 20
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
guilty on all charges SCORE 14
have it their way SCORE 15
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
one is never an option SCORE 9
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
the astley paradox SCORE 18
all natural SCORE 21
whatever it takes SCORE 16
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
his life will never be the same SCORE 25
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 13
dreams are fun SCORE 26
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 22
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
we make each other laugh SCORE 22
enter my what now? SCORE 26
not a high success rate SCORE 24
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 16
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 23
