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Frankenstein+was+the+doctor%26%238230%3B
Squids+are+friends%2C+not+food%21
Squids are friends, not food! SCORE 13
You+kiddin%26%238217%3B+me+righ+now%3F
You kiddin’ me righ now? SCORE 31
Gran+had+a+lot+of+charisma.
Gran had a lot of charisma. SCORE 30
Phone+home+regularly.
Phone home regularly. SCORE 21
Babies+still+good%26%238230%3B
Babies still good… SCORE 33
It+sitz%26%238230%3B
It sitz… SCORE 24
The+offer+stands.
The offer stands. SCORE 30
I+need+answers.+STAT+MEANS+NOW%21
I need answers. STAT MEANS NOW! SCORE 24
It+belongs+in+a+zoo.
It belongs in a zoo. SCORE 27
Wayne+and+Sal.+One+of+the+first+gay+couples+to+adopt+a+girl.
Wayne and Sal. One of the first gay couples to adopt a girl. SCORE 30
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+so+friggan+cute.
It’s just so friggan cute. SCORE 39
Drive-in%26%238217%3Bs+were+cool%2C+%7E1951
Drive-in’s were cool, ~1951 SCORE 24
Grocery+store+is+sticking+to+straight+logic.
Grocery store is sticking to straight logic. SCORE 19
She%26%238217%3Bs+beauty+and+she%26%238217%3Bs+grace%26%238230%3B
She’s beauty and she’s grace… SCORE 48
Climb+the+higher+education+ramp%21
Climb the higher education ramp! SCORE 35
Get+dads+dogs%26%238230%3B
Get dads dogs… SCORE 28
Fruit+in+the+bowl+%E2%84%A2
Fruit in the bowl ™ SCORE 31
Land+of+the+flavorless.
Land of the flavorless. SCORE 28
IN+EXCELSIS+DEEEEEEoOO
IN EXCELSIS DEEEEEEoOO SCORE 27
Set+your+anxiety+to+350F+for+30+minutes%26%238230%3B
Set your anxiety to 350F for 30 minutes… SCORE 32
Metal+sharks
Metal sharks SCORE 34
It%26%238217%3Bs+probably+global+warming%2C+actually.
It’s probably global warming, actually. SCORE 22
Birds+with+hats.
Birds with hats. SCORE 27
Pizza+gets+a+pass.
Pizza gets a pass. SCORE 25
This+is+intelligence.
This is intelligence. SCORE 28
I+know+she+does
I know she does SCORE 25
The+melons+have+gone+bad%26%238230%3B
The melons have gone bad… SCORE 16
You+used+to+hold+me+like+that%26%238230%3B
You used to hold me like that… SCORE 25
You+are+many.
You are many. SCORE 34
We+are+the+spice+of+life%26%238230%3B
We are the spice of life… SCORE 26
Bill+Cosby+sat+across+from+him%26%238230%3B
Bill Cosby sat across from him… SCORE 20
What%26%238217%3Bs+that%2C+dearie%3F
What’s that, dearie? SCORE 24
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which+option+do+you+prefer%3F
which option do you prefer? SCORE 9
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the ultimate vacation prank SCORE 23
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take+life+one+day+at+a+time
take life one day at a time SCORE 19
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remember to tip to avoid childhood mullets SCORE -2
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