just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
parental support SCORE 22
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
she’s the one SCORE 1
self esteam issues SCORE 26
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
this is really cute SCORE 53
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
*just in case SCORE 27