This is what she does every time she sees my feet. SCORE 79
The moon is stealing our water! SCORE 137
The Only Way He Stays Calm SCORE 153
X x X X X X SCORE 85
Too close SCORE 109
Some flavors should never be carbonated SCORE 89
When everything is about productivity SCORE 78
The Queen talking to exhausted fire fighters SCORE 123
In my defense, I’m pretty sleep deprived SCORE 64
I will carry this egg for you. SCORE 152
What Do We Say To The God Of Updates? SCORE 83
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Estrogen SCORE 130
This is a good person. SCORE 97
Johnny Depp visiting cancer patients in the hospital dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow. SCORE 97
Only 16 People Live Here SCORE 122
I like your name. SCORE 189
We were somewhere around Russia when the drugs began to kick in. SCORE 73
He is risen SCORE 69
levels of typos SCORE 159
Sir Alec Guinness Showing Commitment. SCORE 107
Don’t do drugs SCORE 115
The more time I spend arguing the more I’m reminded of this. SCORE 107
18-Tons of Cocaine seized by the US Coast Guard in a bust SCORE 116
you learn something new everyday! SCORE 98
Signed, patient neighbor who is no longer patient. SCORE 169
Chinese doctors bowing to a child whose organs saved several lives before he died of brain cancer SCORE 207
Yes please. SCORE 122
Ken M’s second cousin SCORE 185
We can still crack open a cold one, right after my alcohol counseling class.. right? SCORE 123
Jesus Christ.. SCORE 202
Ironically, I had the opposite impression SCORE 70
Microwave Popcorn SCORE 76
