![the+sweat+is+for+seasoning](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/heFRzlK-28459-333x150.jpeg)
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
![the+best+opening+paragraph+of+all+time](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/Ng2uhoL-20105-333x150.jpeg)
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
![you%26%238217%3Bre+not+leaving+us%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+leaving+you%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/DTndZQM-59035-333x150.jpeg)
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
![my+next+hobby](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/lY8fkaq-64033-333x150.jpeg)
my next hobby SCORE 13
![everyone+needs+a+hill](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/3Ab0l0K-92976-333x150.jpeg)
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
![my+fart+is+on+the+floor](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/oIZf4O6-51340-333x150.jpeg)
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
![no+trash+panda+was+harmed](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/Zwr3A41-46031-333x150.jpeg)
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
![and+some+of+us+even+have+a+mysterious+third+hand](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/sJz6Jks-67302-333x150.jpeg)
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
![hulk+needs+to+learn+to+keep+some+desires+to+himself](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/eYNlOzh-13599-333x150.jpeg)
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 17
![what+fantasy+are+you+revealing%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/vw1xgGM-29524-333x150.jpeg)
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
![that%26%238217%3Bs+actually+funny%2C+jeff](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/be0ADyV-72551-333x150.jpeg)
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
![absolutely+exhausting](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/R8FYo02-21558-333x150.jpeg)
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
![the+best+ride+at+every+county+fair](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/jsEzcU3-54452-333x150.jpeg)
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
![you%26%238217%3Bre+probably+faking+it](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/1Z8Rq6E-62138-333x150.jpeg)
you’re probably faking it SCORE 53
![tim+burton+pterosaur](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/deaJn4K-76651-333x150.jpeg)
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
![no+one+leaves+a+party+before+i+do](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/M3v8SqW-38904-333x150.jpeg)
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
![more+dogs+than+you+could+have+guessed](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/WqGs2Um-94937-333x150.jpeg)
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
![can%26%238217%3Bt+hurt+to+try](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/omDynqb-89743-333x150.jpeg)
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
![the+one+ring+to+get+me+to+say+yes](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/RNmo9ro-86402-333x150.jpeg)
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
![some+people+really+do+need+this+level+of+direction](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/tg0gA8q-69791-333x150.jpeg)
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
![wilst+thou+things+ever+change%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/H4OrFmv-49075-333x150.jpeg)
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
![tiny+but+a+might+roar](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/sE68Lm1-72074-333x150.jpeg)
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
![important+notes+for+male+writers](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/ubpTZiJ-29729-333x150.jpeg)
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
![memes+cure+everything](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/25a1WnI-56161-333x150.png)
memes cure everything SCORE 10
![tweezers+just+don%26%238217%3Bt+get+the+job+done](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/OQwKT0V-52548-333x150.jpeg)
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
![then+finally+stick+in+somewhere+when+you+find+it+again](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/U9bId7G-67366-333x150.jpeg)
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
![where%26%238217%3Bs+the+disconnect%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/7et2i0X-52044-333x150.jpeg)
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
![i+just+love+food+too+much](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/p1KJZvA-60474-333x150.jpeg)
i just love food too much SCORE 21
![i%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+rent+a+vowel](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2023/01/8eC3NIB-49564-333x150.jpeg)
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
![medical+mystery](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/CpbBEHt-86268-333x150.jpeg)
medical mystery SCORE 25
![smells+like+sadness](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/j2zX2Ys-87252-333x150.jpeg)
smells like sadness SCORE 16
![i+chose+the+wrong+career](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2022/12/7XDM5eV-53773-333x150.jpeg)
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31