
What they really mean. SCORE 916

If they were honest. SCORE 283

Oh stop it. SCORE 202

Evolution. SCORE 197

Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 262

I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312

Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143

This Venn diagram. SCORE 267

Bed cartography. SCORE 221

The history of whistling. SCORE 173

How I got these scars. SCORE 195

I regret nothing! SCORE 258

I’m not fat… SCORE 143

Forever alone or together forever? SCORE 281

Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 280

That awkward moment when… SCORE 234

Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151

The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209

My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294

Oh great. Who invited the herbivore? SCORE 156

That’s what she said. SCORE 328

Reasons your girlfriend didn’t enjoy The Avengers. SCORE 262

Instant date. SCORE 222

I know that feel bro. SCORE 165

Your call is important to us… SCORE 243

Do want. SCORE 259

Poms not bombs. SCORE 183

Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122

Darth Gayder. SCORE 139

Have a baby, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. SCORE 218

Put me down! SCORE 196