It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Potato SCORE 121
Some dogs just need a mid-jog nap SCORE 117
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Words SCORE 114
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Grow a pear SCORE 63
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
Parents will understand SCORE 147
When I die SCORE 127
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Chinese Lottery Winner Dressed as Baymax So Thieves and Poor Relatives Won’t Discover Who He Is. SCORE 149
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Either SCORE 114
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
Link problems SCORE 140
Fun Prank SCORE 99
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Every time SCORE 134
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
