That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Proceed SCORE 30
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Sports! SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
The system works SCORE 52
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Fatality SCORE 40
What murder? SCORE 45
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
And cheese SCORE 26
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
