A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
I am home. SCORE 3
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
You can see me? SCORE 149
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Accuracy SCORE 130
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
The Interwebz SCORE 1
The internet. SCORE 152
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Smart Car SCORE 3
