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I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+you+could+lease+a+falcon.
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Not+gonna+happen%2C+Deb.
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
OK+but+have+you+seen+those+n+a+c+h+o+s%3F
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
It%26%238217%3Bs+all+good.
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
This+troubleshoot+guide+in+a+fridge+manual
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Absolutely+nothing+could%2C+or+will%2C+go+wrong.
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
In+other+news+Musk+Corp+just+acquired+Coca+Cola
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
%2Ascary+tornado+noises%2A
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
The+time+to+eat+has+arrived.
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Kyle+checking+in.
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
No%2C+this+is+patrick
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
OK+BUT+DID+YOU+EVEN+COUNT+THE+WORDS%3F
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
the+darkest+time+is+all+the+time.
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Trying+to+be+relatable+is+cute.
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Ah.+Seppuku+it+is%26%238230%3B
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
This+aged+well.
This aged well. SCORE 18
Some+things+are+better+left+unchanged.
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
WELL+THEN
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Human+101%2C+do+not+touch+the+dinosaurs.
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey+at+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+in+jail+yet%26%238230%3B+right%3F
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+safe+to+look+that+similar+to+iced+cream%26%238230%3B
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
treat%3F
treat? SCORE 25
We%26%238217%3Bre+never+going+to+recover+from+this.
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
They+take+their+drive-thru+tacos+very+seriously.
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Olden+but+golden
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Movie+Magic
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Clear+this+up+for+me.
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I+want+to+believe.
I want to believe. SCORE 28
%2Ahappy+jedi+noises%2A
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
A+well+timed+dear+fact.
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Scooby+regrets+his+curiosity.
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
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Banana Art By Stephan Brusche SCORE 99
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If you want help, help yourself. SCORE 167
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Legs SCORE -12
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This tree fell over and grew 2 more trees. SCORE 117
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Dwarfy McDwarface SCORE 11
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