I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
This aged well. SCORE 18
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
treat? SCORE 25
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I want to believe. SCORE 28
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25