
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178

I was mugged! SCORE 128

Birthdays… SCORE 11

Because Reasons SCORE 224

I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6

At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195

How is this possible? SCORE 276

Pink Freud. SCORE 161

I yawned! SCORE 9

Just… hold… still! SCORE 4

The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16

"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170

Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205

Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169

I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198

I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213

A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280

Truth. SCORE 183

Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6

Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20

Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174

BROFIST SCORE -2

I wish I had these options. SCORE 17

I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20

The holidays are coming. SCORE 169

Word! SCORE 19

It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11

What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3

Run for your life SCORE 218

Wrong Show SCORE 192

50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19