Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
I was mugged! SCORE 128
Birthdays… SCORE 11
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
How is this possible? SCORE 276
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I yawned! SCORE 9
Just… hold… still! SCORE 4
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Truth. SCORE 183
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
BROFIST SCORE -2
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 20
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Word! SCORE 19
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Run for your life SCORE 218
Wrong Show SCORE 192
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19
