all natural SCORE 22
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 28
have it their way SCORE 16
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
til death do us part SCORE 23
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
whatever it takes SCORE 16
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
dreams are fun SCORE 28
therapy burn SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
not a high success rate SCORE 25
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
one is never an option SCORE 11
