
all natural SCORE 22

putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24

the astley paradox SCORE 19

and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38

i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15

the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2

we make each other laugh SCORE 24

how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12

i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15

enter my what now? SCORE 28

have it their way SCORE 16

you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29

leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27

til death do us part SCORE 23

hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24

the answer is whiskey SCORE 24

let the hate flow through you SCORE 21

whatever it takes SCORE 16

it’s the pup holder SCORE 32

guilty on all charges SCORE 15

at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24

and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10

his life will never be the same SCORE 26

dreams are fun SCORE 28

therapy burn SCORE 29

worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4

i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17

not a high success rate SCORE 25

like tears in the rain SCORE 2

realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34

i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17

one is never an option SCORE 11