the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
checks out SCORE 23
i meannnnn SCORE -1
the good life SCORE 37
barts beware SCORE 10
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
a kat burglar SCORE 17
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 22
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 25
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 23
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
10000% agree SCORE 18
reminder to be nice SCORE 27
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 24
i get too many of those emails that you don’t really respond to SCORE 24
there has to be balance SCORE 35
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 9
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 62
how dare you SCORE 20
oh nO SCORE 50
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -6
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 19
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 19
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 32
one happy smiley man SCORE 25
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 20
