It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Seven hours. SCORE 495
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
White people problems. SCORE 237
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Wind blows. SCORE 841
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
Oh. SCORE 1232
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Like a… SCORE 601
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1417
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
New sitcom. SCORE 911
