At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Proceed SCORE 30
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
And cheese SCORE 26
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
The system works SCORE 52
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Sports! SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
What murder? SCORE 45
