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caaaOOOOkie+crisp.
don%26%238217%3Bt+open+the+blinds+while+i+watch+my+stories
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
the+weezered+of+oz
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terry+pratchett+understood+all+humans+deserve+to+be+treated+fairly
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
i+just+need+8-12+hours+of+alone+time+in+the+morning
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
the+one+tool+that+makes+it+impossible+to+open+your+kitchen+drawer+every+time
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
if+this+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+work+i+give+up
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
dogs+only+care+about+one+thing+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+disgusting
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
make+sure+she+knows+your+father+material+by+texting+%26%238220%3Bokay%26%238221%3B+and+using+the+thumbs+up+emoji
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
marked+safe+from+dishonor
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
when+you%26%238217%3Bre+walking+down+the+cereal+aisle+and+see+yourself+in+the+security+monitor
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
shoutout+to+that+one+person+that+listens
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+time+to+explain%2C+get+in+the+pea
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 26
my+coffee+is+confused+about+how+it+feels+this+morning
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
cute+winking+cat
cute winking cat SCORE 19
terrible+storytelling+expert
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 31
wishbone+taught+us+all+classic+literature
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 34
directions+mean+nothing+to+an+amazon+delivery+person
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
my+kids+thought+this+was+a+robot
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
turtles+over+tummy+toning
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 33
how+you+feel+after+returning+your+shopping+cart+to+the+corral
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
no
no SCORE 23
children+practice+reading+books+to+shelter+dogs+so+they+don%26%238217%3Bt+feel+alone
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
rat+snitch+brian+the+good+time+ruiner+strikes+again
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
space+facts+on+your+back
space facts on your back SCORE 37
every+sneeze+is+dangerous+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+an+adult
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
a+baseball+bat+by+any+other+name+is+just+a+hit+stick
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
he+always+wanted+to+get+on+a+fire+truck+and+finally+built+up+the+courage+to+ask
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
happy+dog+before+and+after+asking+to+go+outside+and+play+in+the+snow
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
kids+reminded+this+grown+man+that+sometimes+it%26%238217%3Bs+healthy+to+just%26%238230%3B+act+like+a+kid
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
we+have+been+trying+to+reach+you+about+your+cars+extended+warranty
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
me+watching+you+edit+my+google+doc
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
i+am+your+coffee+maker
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
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Careful+with+them+damn+elves.
Careful with them damn elves. SCORE 33
Ohhh+myyy%21
Ohhh myyy! SCORE 31
Rock+on.
Rock on. SCORE 34
Well%26%238230%3B.
Well…. SCORE 27
Eagle+trained+to+take+down+drones+prevent+takeoff.
Eagle trained to take down drones prevent takeoff. SCORE 39
Birds+aren%26%238217%3Bt+real%2C+bro.
Birds aren’t real, bro. SCORE 38
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