How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 189
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 131
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
The danger of stereotypes. SCORE 479
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
How to date a check. SCORE 108
You are here. SCORE 83
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
My New Year’s resolution. SCORE 226
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
Would not bang SCORE -1
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 2
Gotcha! SCORE 158
Need. SCORE 153
Pandas. SCORE 190
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
Samuel L. Catson. SCORE 92
How Mario should’ve ended. SCORE 239
Typos… SCORE 6
Smashing! SCORE 78
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
Only you can prevent forest fires. SCORE 225
I regret nothing! SCORE 136
What it means to be a man… SCORE 253
you better SCORE 1
How to draw a 3D hand. SCORE 225
Pun! SCORE 411
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
