that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
excuse me SCORE 19
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
this is why i drink SCORE 29
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
definitely a dog SCORE 46
english burn SCORE 27
an impossible task SCORE 20
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i have layers SCORE 33
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
clever SCORE 29
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
back to bed! SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
who’s in? SCORE 34
omg SCORE 20
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
it’s real and I hate it SCORE 19
they get huge SCORE 22
