What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Every time. SCORE 123
No. SCORE 88
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Grass Fence SCORE 215
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
How the internet works. SCORE 181
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
China vs Germany SCORE 294
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally. SCORE 345
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
