ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Accurate. SCORE 174
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
BURN! SCORE 233
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Guys listen… SCORE 170
40 years later. SCORE 121
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Puppy! SCORE 107
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Every time. SCORE 123
No. SCORE 88
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How the internet works. SCORE 181
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
China vs Germany SCORE 295
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7