I wish this would work on me. SCORE 18
don’t fall asleep with your feet out the window. bikers will tickle you SCORE 22
It thinks it owns the place… SCORE 17
#DrunkSherlockisthebestSherlock SCORE 158
Harry Potter v. Justin Bieber SCORE 283
Mmmm, donuts… SCORE 10
Scumbag fire alarm. SCORE 112
Van Gone. SCORE 122
The truth comes out. SCORE 14
What type of shirt is this, cotton? SCORE 139
Can I keep it? SCORE 162
When racism backfires. SCORE 279
Definition of life. SCORE 14
The only dates I get. SCORE 100
good question SCORE -13
What’s Your Dream Job? SCORE 19
Why not do this to all buildings? SCORE 177
Sucks. SCORE 162
Passive-aggressive Christians SCORE 10
Sloths are cute SCORE -1
How to Manual on a Skateboard SCORE -2
anyone with kids will understand SCORE 8
Heat Sensitive Wallpaper SCORE 200
I’m yellin timber… SCORE 14
Selfie level: 1995. SCORE 5
I fit perfectly in a C cup. SCORE 147
Learning from the best. SCORE 133
So much for freedom… SCORE 8
When my mom asks me how I look so calm when finals are coming up. SCORE 18
Daniel Radcliffe has a new career as a dog walker. SCORE 173
8-bit floor. SCORE 160
Sexual feelings. SCORE -10