Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
It actually is this SCORE 35
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
*gunshots* SCORE 22
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
You can do this. SCORE 47
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 31
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
You go. SCORE 37
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
