Afghan boy with a plastic bag for a jersey got to meet Messi. SCORE 38
Thanks I hate bags of pringles. SCORE 27
The secret ingredient is dirt. SCORE 34
Good luck on your safari. SCORE 35
When whales fly… SCORE 30
My Grandmother passed down her recipes on a floppy disk SCORE 32
Life in the shire… SCORE 31
And my axe. SCORE 55
The truth behind egg nog. An origin story. SCORE 1
Mercy kill… SCORE 32
Is that a yes? SCORE 28
Party on Wayne. SCORE 35
You should learn to shut your current one… SCORE 36
T Swifty moods SCORE 33
The Promening. SCORE 49
Let’s be real here… SCORE 28
Keep it t in your back pocket. SCORE 33
Life choices are hard… SCORE 24
MS Paint will never fail us. SCORE 22
We are a dynamic bunch, aren’t we. SCORE 28
Gender is a love language. SCORE 19
Ozzy and his granddaughter are quite the pair. SCORE 33
It could’ve just ended there… SCORE 44
Creeptastic numbers that probably don’t work anymore. SCORE 30
‘Twas was the year 2020… SCORE 36
You’re a good man, Dale. SCORE 58
Whenever my wife or I want Little Ceasers we send each other this picture with no context. SCORE 28
Scientists have a talent for name conventions. SCORE 29
Wait a minute. SCORE 26
The gato is best left alone. SCORE 34
Just need a sec… SCORE 31
Getting taken for a ride. SCORE 48
