it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
makes me laugh every time SCORE 33
the one who got away SCORE 23
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
he always believed SCORE 37
it’s called being patriotic SCORE 16
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
i win SCORE 35
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 22
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
just one word SCORE 17
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 30
become the person the wall people want you to be SCORE 70
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
it works! SCORE 31
we’re all just introverted otters on the inside SCORE 32
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 39
close enough SCORE 33
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 35
everything is fine SCORE 33
lol SCORE 35
my knees quivered SCORE 27
i can’t control the weather SCORE 36
your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
just act casual SCORE 21
