Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Please be troll. SCORE 194
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Ladies… SCORE 173
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Friends. SCORE 215
New books. SCORE 200
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
I love you. SCORE 20
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
