
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6

I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21

Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20

I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213

Word! SCORE 19

At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195

Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178

BROFIST SCORE -3

I wish I had these options. SCORE 17

"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170

Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205

I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6

50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20

It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11

I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197

Truth. SCORE 182

Pink Freud. SCORE 161

Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127

What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3

My feelings toward college. SCORE 159

Just… hold… still! SCORE 3

Because Reasons SCORE 224

I yawned! SCORE 10

How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13

Wrong Show SCORE 191

I was mugged! SCORE 130

Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150

A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280

How is this possible? SCORE 277

Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258

The holidays are coming. SCORE 169

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174