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Might+as+well+paint+a+Target+on+my+head%26%238230%3B
At+least+they%26%238217%3Bre+honest.
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Military+grade+leggings
Military grade leggings SCORE 59
Have+I+learned+nothing%3F
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 37
They+really+should+have+expected+this.
They really should have expected this. SCORE 50
I%26%238217%3Bd+be+making+s%26%238217%3Bmores+over+the+fire
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I.+NEED.+THEM.+ALL.
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 32
Yo+ho+ho
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
80+hours+these+days
80 hours these days SCORE -16
I+was+upset+until+I+got+to+the+reason
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
But+Carmen+Sandiego+is+a+real+person.
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 10
Anyone+else+relate+to+this+too+much%3F
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must+have+been+all+the+Cheetos%3F
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S.+people
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Negotiating+fail
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Only+on+days+that+end+in+y
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+thought+that+counts
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
The+system+works
The system works SCORE 51
Smile+and+breathe
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Sports%21
Sports! SCORE 41
Did+humanity+learn+nothing+from+the+Terminator+franchise%3F%3F%3F
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
Honestly+a+great+question
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
Still+can%26%238217%3Bt+get+past+his+CGI+upper+lip
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
How+much+does+he+spend+on+gas%2C+though%3F
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
What+murder%3F
What murder? SCORE 45
Yeah%2C+GTFO+works+for+me
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -31
Scientist%3A+%2Aholds+back+evil+laughter%2A+I+swear+it+was+an+accident.
Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 49
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+independence+works.
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
I+can+see+my+brain+I+rolled+my+eyes+back+so+far
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Need+some+ointment+for+that+burn%3F
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 27
Fatality
Fatality SCORE 40
Nacho+cheesier+Doritos%2C+baby
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 32
And+cheese
And cheese SCORE 25
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