Science is cruel. SCORE 28
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
I… never thought of that. SCORE 27
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 14
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Switch it up today. SCORE 23
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 21
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Broiled doggo? SCORE 23
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 25
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
You got it, dude… SCORE 20